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10 ounce candles | fucking festive

10 ounce candles | fucking festive

Regular price $49.99 USD
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USA made pure soy blend wax is scented with luxury quality custom blended fragrances and hand poured into high quality vessels then labeled to give you or someone you love a laugh. Available in all of our signature fragrances with any of our laughable labels.

Our 10 ounce candles will provide a beautiful warm glow and high fragrance throw to a medium sized room, like a bedroom, kitchen or small living room for over 40 hours. For best candle care, trim the wick to 1/4" prior to burning and limit each burn time to less than 4 hours.

All candles come with a coordinating metal lid and will arrive individually boxed for gifting.

fun facts about our fabulous candles

  • they are made in the usa (beautiful tampa, florida to be exact) with a 100% pure soy blend wax made from u.s. grown soybeans

  • they are only scented with fragrance oils & essential oils that are safe & free of phthalates, carcinogens, mutagens, reproductive toxins, organ toxins and acute toxins (yes! other candles are made with these things- which grossed us out)

  • they are scented with thoughtfully curated custom fragrances that you won’t find anywhere else (unless we have a traitor in our company selling secrets)

  • wax & fragrances are vegan friendly & cruelty-free (we love animals too)

  • they are artisan made and hand-poured, not factory made, so the wax will likely look & melt a bit differently than with other candles made with icky stuff (different is good!)

  • fragrance oils are expensive, but we don’t cheap out- we use heavy scent loads ensuring maximum enjoyment from the first burn to the last

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